December 2011
badass bucket list.
this bucket list isn’t badass. it’s a list of things that would make me badass.
become fluent in french, sign language and elvish
learn how to play the acoustic guitar and shred on an electric
might as well throw in bass, drumset, and piano/keyboard in there too so i can be my own band
learn how to fight like sydney, kill like fox and hack like lisbeth
have a sweet weapons...
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teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
“Thinking about something is like picking up a stone when taking a walk, either...”
– Lemony Snicket, The End (via danseurs and isummonedyouhere)
absolute best christmas ever.
i always go to my aunt’s for christmas and usually it’s super boring because all of my cousins just watch tv instead of hanging out with my sister and i and our other cousins. this year, however, we started a hilarious game of catch phrase and my aunt, all of the cousins and my sister started downing wine. I was going to drive my sister home, then my aunt and cousins decided to have us...
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“Gerald R. Ford High School: below average president, above average student body.”
– Fired Up (via gidget52
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